"F" Reviews

Rebecca Deniston
Aug 07, 2023
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The bad, the unbelievably bad, and the hilariously bad.

Time Chasers (1994)

Rebecca Deniston
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July 13, 2022
Time Chasers (1994)

Disclaimer time: I have two reasons for reviewing Time Chasers. One, Amazon Prime’s description is hilarious: Time Chasers, the story of a man named Nick who turns his airplane into a time machine with the help of his beloved Commodore 64. We’ll get to this in a minute.

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My Experience at "The Room" Celebration

Rebecca Deniston
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June 28, 2023
My Experience at "The Room" Celebration

I’ve heard stuff about screenings of The Room. People come in costume, yell, throw spoons at the screen, or footballs at each other, fistfights break out, theater managers have had to stop the movie mid-show because of unruly audiences. It’s been called a frat boy movie. It’s

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Freelance (2023)

Rebecca Deniston
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November 11, 2023
Freelance (2023)

Not to me mean or anything, but I don’t have high expectations of John Cena and never have. While I have nothing against the guy, he’s Mr. Meme, and once upon a time gamers liked yelling his name while playing Geometry Dash (Do they still do that? I don’t know). Anyway, I went into

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Miller's Girl (2024)

Rebecca Deniston
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January 27, 2024
Miller's Girl (2024)

Ugh. Is January over yet? No? Drat. I have nothing against the month itself, but as all us cinema fans know, it’s traditionally and notoriously the worst month for movies. Yeah, I went to see Miller’s Girl. It’s pretentious, disgusting crap. Cairo Sweet lives alone in a mansion while her lawyer parents spend all their time traveling. Meanwhile, she’s n…

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Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire (2024)

Rebecca Deniston
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April 3, 2024
Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire (2024)

Godzilla’s been having quite the time recently. X Minus One was, of course, awesome, and is quite honestly, my favorite Godzilla movie next to the first one, because it had more of a human story as opposed to just watching ginormous creatures fight each other and level everything within striking distance.

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Let's Rip Off "The Towering Inferno." Basically.

Rebecca Deniston
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June 8, 2024
Let's Rip Off "The Towering Inferno." Basically.

Ever see The Towering Inferno? 2017’s Crystal Inferno, also known as Inferno: Skyscraper Escape wants to be The Towering Inferno so, so badly, and it doesn’t come remotely close. It doesn’t have the star power, for one thing. It’s not even a good movie on its own merits.

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Space Cadet (2024)

Rebecca Deniston
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July 20, 2024
Space Cadet (2024)

I’ve been putting off seeing Space Cadet because IMDb’s photo of Emma Roberts gaping while wearing a pilot’s helmet didn’t appeal to me, but then I saw that the movie is currently ranked number six on Amazon Prime’s Top Ten Movies, so yeah, journalistic integrity and room reading and all that stuff. Having watched the movie, I kinda wish I had stuck wit…

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